Scotta B. Toni

Biography

Scotta was born at a very young age and is the son of both of his parents. While he was growing up, his parents would lock him inside a Wendy's underground bunker until he could recite the entire Khoisan click alphabet five times slow. To combat this tyranny, he would write about stories of cats who could scratch their butt with their tail and then lick it as a sign of comfort and tastiness. Once he reached the age of almost three and three-quarters and thirty-two cents, his parents let him out into the real world, where he was immediately and very unfortunately struck by the Oscar Meyer wiener car, tragically breaking none of his bones except the one in his left ear. As he faced the challenges of healing and stress, he began voice acting, as he pretended to be in conversations with Walmart employees, in hopes of having his indefinite ban from their stores removed. One day, as Scotta was practicing his underwater basket weaving, a director of a small-budget movie passed by and heard Scotta singing from his porch, and coincidentally, he was looking for a voice actor for his upcoming movie, "There is no fart without art." The director loved his voice so much he almost exploded, but he didn't because then he would die. Scotta was signed to a lifetime contract with the filming company, which he now works for, and is living his best life as a voice actor for their many movies, including: "Loud people chewing is annoying", "Hello, goodbye, hello again, goodbye again, Hello again again,", "The northern South of east of Lemon street but sort of more north of it if you know what I mean just put it in Google Maps it's by the 7/11 its not that hard to find", and most notably "I don't wipe", and his role as a pair of scissors. Scotta claims that he is always living his best life, whether that is selling expired coupons to himself or out in Hollywood voice acting for his role as a tire that just flew off a semi truck, and it's heading towards my car OH WAIT ITS COMING WAY FASTER THAN I THOUGHT I DON'T HAVE TI