September 2009
The Wheel Thing: Mario invents the wheel and the Cave People discover traffic jams and fender benders. Send in the Clowns: To feed his hungry, evil dinasaurs, King Koopa lures the cave people to a prehistoric circus so Mario and friends must rescue them. King Koopa Scoopa: King Koopa opens a fast food stand, serving egg Scoopa Koopa sandwhiches which are highly addictive. Gopher Bash: Luigi teaches farming to the cave people, but when the crops grow, the Nintendo Gophers steal all the crops. Party Line: Mario invents the telephone so the cave people will have a 911 line for emergencies but the cave people spend all their time talking on the phone and Dome City starts to fall apart from neglect. Rock TV: King Koopa invents television that contains a Koopa wizard that casts an evil spell over them.
